diff --git a/engine/static/scripting/include/argus/scripting/types.hpp b/engine/static/scripting/include/argus/scripting/types.hpp
index 13caa727..99c6fbd3 100644
--- a/engine/static/scripting/include/argus/scripting/types.hpp
+++ b/engine/static/scripting/include/argus/scripting/types.hpp
@@ -18,6 +18,8 @@
 
 #pragma once
 
+#include "argus/core/engine.hpp"
+
 #include <functional>
 #include <map>
 #include <memory>
@@ -251,7 +253,7 @@ namespace argus {
         template<typename T>
         [[nodiscard]] const T &at(size_t index) const {
             if (sizeof(T) != m_element_size) {
-                throw std::invalid_argument("Template parameter size does not match element size");
+                crash("Template parameter size does not match element size");
             }
             return *reinterpret_cast<const T *>(this->operator[](index));
         }
@@ -341,7 +343,7 @@ namespace argus {
         template<typename E>
         void set(size_t index, const E &val) {
             if (sizeof(E) != m_element_size) {
-                throw std::invalid_argument("Template type size does not match element size of VectorWrapper");
+                crash("Template type size does not match element size of VectorWrapper");
             }
             set(index, reinterpret_cast<void *>(&val));
         }
diff --git a/engine/static/scripting/include/argus/scripting/wrapper.hpp b/engine/static/scripting/include/argus/scripting/wrapper.hpp
index 688aa530..1de324f2 100644
--- a/engine/static/scripting/include/argus/scripting/wrapper.hpp
+++ b/engine/static/scripting/include/argus/scripting/wrapper.hpp
@@ -252,7 +252,7 @@ namespace argus {
                 VectorWrapper *wrapper = reinterpret_cast<VectorWrapper *>(obj);
                 return wrapper->get_underlying_vector<E>();
             } else {
-                throw std::runtime_error("Invalid vector object type magic");
+                crash("Invalid vector object type magic");
             }
         } else if constexpr (is_reference_wrapper_v<T>) {
             assert(param.type.type == IntegralType::Pointer);
diff --git a/engine/static/scripting/src/bind.cpp b/engine/static/scripting/src/bind.cpp
index 9b3afd1e..4239b57f 100644
--- a/engine/static/scripting/src/bind.cpp
+++ b/engine/static/scripting/src/bind.cpp
@@ -225,6 +225,10 @@ namespace argus {
             CopyCtorProxy copy_ctor,
             MoveCtorProxy move_ctor,
             DtorProxy dtor) {
+        if (size == 0) {
+            crash("Bound types cannot be zero-sized");
+        }
+
         BoundTypeDef def {
                 name,
                 size,
diff --git a/engine/static/scripting/src/types.cpp b/engine/static/scripting/src/types.cpp
index 33cbbfb4..c37db48a 100644
--- a/engine/static/scripting/src/types.cpp
+++ b/engine/static/scripting/src/types.cpp
@@ -248,7 +248,7 @@ namespace argus {
         m_count(count),
         m_element_dtor(element_dtor) {
         if (element_size == 0) {
-            throw std::invalid_argument("Element size must be greater than zero");
+            crash("Element size must be greater than zero");
         }
     }
 
@@ -274,7 +274,7 @@ namespace argus {
 
     void *ArrayBlob::operator[](size_t index) {
         if (index >= m_count) {
-            throw std::invalid_argument("Index is out of bounds");
+            crash("ArrayBlob index is out of bounds");
         }
 
         return reinterpret_cast<void *>(reinterpret_cast<uintptr_t>(m_blob) + (m_element_size * index));
@@ -283,7 +283,7 @@ namespace argus {
     const void *ArrayBlob::operator[](size_t index) const {
         //return const_cast<const void *>(const_cast<ArrayBlob *>(this)->operator[](index));
         if (index >= m_count) {
-            throw std::invalid_argument("Index is out of bounds");
+            crash("ArrayBlob index is out of bounds");
         }
 
         return reinterpret_cast<const void *>(reinterpret_cast<uintptr_t>(m_blob) + (m_element_size * index));
@@ -336,8 +336,8 @@ namespace argus {
     const void *VectorWrapper::at(size_t index) const {
         auto size = (*m_get_size_fn)(m_underlying_vec);
         if (index >= size) {
-            throw std::out_of_range("Index " + std::to_string(index)
-                    + " is out of range in vector of size " + std::to_string(size));
+            crash("Index " + std::to_string(index)
+                    + " is out of range in VectorWrapper of size " + std::to_string(size));
         }
 
         return reinterpret_cast<void *>(reinterpret_cast<uintptr_t>((*m_get_element_fn)(m_underlying_vec, index)));
diff --git a/engine/static/scripting/src/wrapper.cpp b/engine/static/scripting/src/wrapper.cpp
index 5de370e9..7b8019e6 100644
--- a/engine/static/scripting/src/wrapper.cpp
+++ b/engine/static/scripting/src/wrapper.cpp
@@ -183,18 +183,18 @@ namespace argus {
         ObjectType &el_type = *vec_type.element_type.value();
 
         if (el_type.type == IntegralType::Void) {
-            throw std::invalid_argument("Vectors of void are not supported");
+            crash("Vectors of void are not supported");
         } else if (el_type.type == IntegralType::Callback) {
-            throw std::invalid_argument("Vectors of callbacks are not supported");
+            crash("Vectors of callbacks are not supported");
         } else if (el_type.type == IntegralType::Type) {
-            throw std::invalid_argument("Vectors of types are not supported");
+            crash("Vectors of types are not supported");
         } else if (el_type.type == IntegralType::Vector) {
-            throw std::invalid_argument("Vectors of vectors are not supported");
+            crash("Vectors of vectors are not supported");
         } else if (el_type.type == IntegralType::Boolean) {
-            // C++ is stupid and specializes std::vector<bool> as a bitfield,
-            // which fucks with our assumptions about how we can tinker with
-            // the vector. Much easier to just not support it.
-            throw std::invalid_argument("Vectors of booleans are not supported");
+            // C++ is stupid and specializes std::vector<bool> as a bitfield
+            // which messes up our assumptions about how we can tinker with the
+            // vector. Much easier to just not support it.
+            crash("Vectors of booleans are not supported");
         }
     }
 
diff --git a/engine/static/scripting_lua/src/lua_language_plugin.cpp b/engine/static/scripting_lua/src/lua_language_plugin.cpp
index 1741668b..77a86d72 100644
--- a/engine/static/scripting_lua/src/lua_language_plugin.cpp
+++ b/engine/static/scripting_lua/src/lua_language_plugin.cpp
@@ -607,7 +607,7 @@ namespace argus {
             case 8:
                 return *reinterpret_cast<const double *>(wrapper.value);
             default:
-                throw std::invalid_argument("Bad floating-point width " + std::to_string(wrapper.type.size)
+                crash("Bad floating-point width " + std::to_string(wrapper.type.size)
                         + " (must be 4, or 8)");
         }
     }