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Fuck the future. Program for today.","author":"David Heinemeier Hansson","key":285},{"text":"People will realize that software is not a product; you use it to build a product.","author":"Linus Torvalds","key":286},{"text":"Design is choosing how you will fail.","author":"Ron Fein","key":287},{"text":"Focus is saying no to 1000 good ideas.","author":"Steve Jobs","key":288},{"text":"Code never lies, comments sometimes do.","author":"Ron Jeffries","key":289},{"text":"Be careful with each other, so you can be dangerous together.","author":"Unknown","key":290},{"text":"When making a PR to a major project, you have to \"sell\" that feature / contribution. You have to be convincing on why it belongs there. The maintainer is going to be the one babysitting that code forever.","author":"Taylor Otwell","key":291},{"text":"Be the change you wish was made. Share the lessons you wish you'd been taught. Make the sacrifices you wish others had made.","author":"David Heinemeier Hansson","key":292},{"text":"The only way to achieve flexibility is to make things as simple and easy to change as you can.","author":"Casey Brant","key":293}]